Trump vs Penguin

Welcome to Trump vs Penguin! 🐧🎮

By playing this game, you agree to the following terms:

1. This game is a political satire and is intended for entertainment purposes only.
2. Any resemblance to real world figures and events is entirely intentional and protected under fair use.
3. We are not responsible for any economic knowledge you may accidentally gain while playing. 📚
4. If you are a penguin, we apologize for any misrepresentation of penguin economic policies. 🐧
5. If you are Donald Trump, please don't tweet about us. 🐦
6. We reserve the right to make the game harder if you're too good at it.
7. Warranty: This game provides no warranty that it will improve your understanding of international trade policy.
8. By agreeing to these terms, you acknowledge that tariffs are a complex economic tool and not just a fun game mechanic.
9. Your high scores may be used to determine future national trade policy (just kidding... or are we?). 😉

Last updated: April 23, 2025

Created by Zach Spy

Trump vs Penguin 🐧 is a satirical game that pokes fun at the absurdity of modern trade wars and tariff policies.

The idea came to me during one of those late-night news binges 📺 where I realized that international trade disputes were becoming increasingly unpredictable and often seemed to be driven more by personality than policy.

Why penguins? Well, why not? They're dignified, they wear natural tuxedos 🤵, and they've never started a trade war (as far as we know).

On April 2, 2025, President Trump announced a sweeping set of tariffs, including a 10% duty on the uninhabited Heard and McDonald Islands—remote Australian territories near Antarctica 🧊, home only to penguins and seals. The rationale? To close "ridiculous loopholes" in global trade, despite these islands having no human population or significant trade activity. As Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese remarked, "Nowhere on Earth is safe" 🌏.

The Republic of Penguinia represents any nation caught in the crosshairs of impulsive trade decisions. This game is not meant to provide economic education, though if you learn something, that's a happy accident. It's primarily designed to make you laugh at the absurdity of modern politics while frantically trying to keep your fictional economy afloat.

If you love this game and think I did a FANTASTIC job,

-- consider paying a HUGE tariff, the BIGGEST, most BEAUTIFUL tariff anyone has ever seen.

It's going to be a TREMENDOUS support for me. I'll appreciate it so much. And you know what?

It'll be so POWERFUL that I'll be able to create more JOBs immediately (for myself)!!!

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